well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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