While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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