Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
This couple is walking their pig around campus
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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