every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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