gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
ugly people sure do ruin things
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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