Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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