There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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