But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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