Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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