Im at strip club and am horny
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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