So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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