Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
