Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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