She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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