I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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