well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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