Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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