WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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