Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
