i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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