i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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