Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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