Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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