Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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