hotel room ftw
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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