I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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