I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize