"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Fuck me I smell like cheese
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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