Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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