he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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