every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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