You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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