scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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