I think my vagina is haunted
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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