Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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