I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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