quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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