youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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