how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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