He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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