I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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