? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
