so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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