I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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