So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
