lets start a swedish sibling band together
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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