I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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