does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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