i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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