I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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