Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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