This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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