He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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