Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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