just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Floor bacon is actually really good
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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