There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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