New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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