He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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