Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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