I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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